- I could never answer the question: What do you want to be when you grow up?
- I had two reoccurring nightmares as a child.
- Jesus is tied to the railroad tracks and I am trying to untie him before the train rolls over him.
- Satan is in the sewer drain and drags me by the ankles to hell.
- I never wanted to move away from home. I wanted to buy a house next-door to my parents.
- I withdrew from Bethany every semester except the last.
- I lived in Seattle for 9 months.
- I decided I was going to marry my wife before I said hi to her at Taco Bell.
- I loved pretending throughout my childhood. I still imagine stories in my head while waiting trying to go to sleep.
- I have a compulsive need to be funny.
- I make inappropriate jokes at the most inappropriate times to cut the tension. (I made a joke about my son’s deformity minutes after his birth)
- I constantly feel inferior because growing up I had no interest nor did I excel in sports.
- I wish I could live inside someone else’s head for a day.
- I am really good at my job, but I hate it. I stay for the insurance.
- I have a really hard time making friends, but tend to have very close friendships.
- I have been both underweight and overweight.
- I hate living away from family.
- I am almost never cold.
- I love photography and looking at other peoples pictures.
- The happiest time of my life was when I had breakfast every Saturday with a group of friends.
- I hate crowds, but love being in front of a crowd.
- I love walking through malls, but I almost never buy anything
- I had never read an entire book before college, but now I read all the time.
- I remember jingles forever.
- When I was a kid, I would talk to God for hours as I went about my day.
- I blog.
- I never expected to reach adulthood because I was sure the rapture would come.
