Who said the end of the world would not be fun.
According to people at my parents’ church, Barack Obama is the anti-Christ. Thank goodness! All of the other anti-Christs from my childhood were so mean. Henry Kissinger was kind of grumpy. Nixon was too evil. Clinton was too messy (especially on blue dresses). Michael Jackson was just plain sick (though I did like his mood ring skin).
Obama is the kind of Anti-Christ I could really get behind. He seems like the kind of guy who would make getting the mark of the beast painless. Also, he would ensure that it would not stain your clothing.
Hopefully I will not be raptured. I would hate missing Lost and Battlestar Galactica.
See you in the afterlife. I will be the one wearing a flag pin.
Oh man. I first hear the Obama Antichrist theory when he was running and it was so absurd that I thought surely it was a joke. Sadly no.
It really bothered me for a while, but it made me appreciate the election results even more because my pessimistic side had to shaddup…obviously people who believe this antichrist silliness are in the minority. What a pleasant surprise. 🙂
Someone has to say it, Ben. You’re going straight to hell and you’ll likely be struck by lightning on the way. The people who stand around you need to move to the left and right because God’s gonna rain that fire down on you any day now for your wicked ways…