Standby for Hibernation Mode

Were I to be on the design team for humanity version 2, there are a couple of new features I would add to the human brain:  Standby Mode and Hibernation.

Standby mode would allow us to disengage huge portions of out intellect for a pre-determined portion of time, minutes or hours at a time.  Here are but a few of the applications of this technology.

Waiting in the DMV

Airport terminals

The Gym

Slow workdays

Family get-togethers

Sickness

Elementary school band concerts

Corporate wide meetings

Surgical waiting rooms

Chuck E. Cheese

Church

In standby mode, your IQ would be roughly 50.  You could carry out very basic functions, but you would have no awareness of time and minimal awareness of your surroundings.  All memory functions would be disabled.  You could be led around and nod, but your will would be totally suppressed.

Hibernation is standby on turbo.  It is complete blackout.  Deep dreamless sleep.  Again, it would be for pre-determined periods of time, but could go on for days and weeks…up to a month.  Upon waking, you would need to eat and poop.  If things are still not going well, you just repeat.  You would perhaps need to be awake for a week out of a year.  Possible applications include:

Unemployment during a recession

Bad weather

Extreme weight loss

February

July

Waiting for Payday

Election years

December

War

Leading this design effort would be a monumental task.  But I would gladly step up, so long as I can go into hibernation right after the kickoff meeting.

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