I agree, but you are wrong!

At work, I work on 7 different projects with 3 other PMs. One of the seven projects is cursed. It is a behemoth and is nearly impossible to manage. The position of Sr. PM on the projects I call “Defense Against the Dark Arts.” Every 18-24 months, whoever is holding the position goes start raving […]

Mirror Mirror

This is my least favorite time at work. It is the end of our fiscal year and I have to do staff evaluations. Now 8 of my 9 employees received an average to excellent rating. But of course those don’t count. The only one I care about is the one who was struggling. Part of […]

The Saturday Greedies

For the most part, I am not a materialistic guy. But once a week on Saturday morning, I read the sale ads. Something crazy comes over me and I want want want. My current obsession is flat screen TVs. I bought my current TVs at Goodwill. I just have this overwhelming desire to go high-end […]

Well at least…

Last night I watched The Biggest Looser. Sadly I took comfort in the fact that most of the contestants were much heavier than me.

Happy Mid-year

It is weird to me that new years fall in the beginning of winter. Seriously? Is this really a good time for renewal? Here are my suggestions for New Year. Easter: It is spring time and the world is new again. Second: September…You know it is a new year when summer vacation is […]

Picture Picture

I am a sucker for cheap electronics. I am too cheap to buy the high end stuff. But give me electronics for under $20 and I am all over it. Yesterday I was buying drugs at Walgreen’s when I saw a digital camera for $10. Yes, $10. So here is me taking a […]

Incentive

I got free Starbucks this morning. This evening, I get free ice cream from Ben and Jerry’s. I don’t think the American voter is apathetic, just hungry.

5:15pm

It is dark. Who came up with standard time? They should be made to suffer.

The Ick Factor…rated G for Gross

Halloween was great…blah blah blah. So this morning, I was doing the “procedure” with my spawn, when the catheter came out of his rear. This is a bad thing. Trust me. One word sums it up spray. Sooooo I was a little grossed out (trust me on this…I am not easily grossed out). […]

Presenting

So for the last three months I have been working on a test plan for work. I am working on a high visibility project and it has been stressing me out. Well today I had a teleconference with the big cheeses in NY. They loved it. Life goes on and on and on.