Grading my faithfulness…

So…Yesterday…is over for now. Ethan was scheduled for an MRI at 10:30. Since kids cannot sit still long enough for the test, they have to be given general anesthesia. So they wanted us to show up at 9:00 to do all the paperwork and pre-op stuff. We left the house a little after 7. […]

Concentrated Dread

Tomorrow we are going to Ethan’s Spina Bifida clinic. When Ethan was a baby, we had 5-6 specialists that he saw on a regular basis. Each doctor wanted their own set of tests. It was Jenn’s full time job just lugging him around from appointment to appointment. Then there was the dread each time they […]

On Fecal Residue and the Fate of Humanity

One of my all time pet peeves is guys who do not wash their hands after going to the toilet. It ticks me off that after I have washed my hands, I have to touch a door handle that some cretin has left his crap remnants on. WASH YOUR FRIGGIN’ HANDS! On the […]

Squeaky

The trees in my neighborhood are doing the deed. As a result, I am congestion boy. I have no voice. Well I have some voice, but it’s a Kathleen Turner kind of thing. I am off to Sam’s Club to buy a pallet of Zyrtec.

Maintenance

The older I get, the more I realize that most of life revolves around maintenance. Stuff just falls apart over time. Having recently completed my 40th orbit of the sun, I now see the future like never before. My illusions of immortality are shattered. My parents visited this week. They are but 22 years older […]